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jaejoongWOW Jaejoong… just… WOW.

Trying to give Yunho a run for his money, ay?




Just thought I’d say, don’t be liking it like that boy…you’re turning me on.

Damn, and you know how much I love the fitting white pants…he’s so fine. I hope he’s in some dramas and movies soon…I miss him!

And boy you need to stop before you get yourself into some trouble!

Just sayin’!

xiahWho knew? Who knew our little Xiah had such a delectable derrier?

When I found out a few weeks ago that Junsu had a badonkadonk, I HAD to investigate! And lucky enough for me and all you Junsu lovers out there, I’ve got the pictures for proof! I couldn’t believe THIS was attached to him!

Though I question if this is indeed a problem or perhaps Junsu just has a fat ass.

I hope its the latter, what about you?

Though I fear that the black one AND the one of him wearing those sexy white pants are shopped, I still have faith!

But even though Junsu’s definitely has some eye-pleasing hindquarters he can’t hold a candle to Rain’s big, luscious booty.

So I was on a site called CAPSLOCK something or the other and I can’t tell if they hate or like DBSK but I found these pictures and they are hilarious.

Something I already knew: costumes worn by Korean artists in concerts are absolutely atrocious! And here is a prime example.


Our dear Yoochun…quite the religious pup isn’t he? He is so inspiring…he helped me discover Jesus…

yoochuns-chestAnd the following picture…I’m not going to lie, I literally sat and watched this picture for a STRAIGHT five minutes, then I stopped for a little bit and sat there and watched it over and over and over etc… again.

As you can tell in the (.gif) picture, the Dong Bang boys are jumping up and down at their concerts and well, you know gravity…as they are jumping up and down, so are their… *ahem*. Anyway, as you can see, Jaejoong covers his once he realizes but Yunho just lets his go.

I sat and watched it go up and down and up and down…Yunho, *ahem*, I must say…teehee…you are quite…endowed for being, you know…um…not aroused. Okay…so maybe I am a pervert! But you know what, who cares?! You’re about to stare at this pic for the next five minutes too! And most of you ladies will probably save it to your computer like me!

Damn it I did it again…stared at this picture for too damn long!

changmin-hotI was actually very saddened to find out that this picture was shopped =:::( lol. Changmin isn’t really my favorite…but with a body like that he couldve been! lol I’m such a ditz, when people said it was shopped I though they meant the hand but when I look more closely, the entire head is shopped! lol

jaejoongOkay, this picture is funny because…um…because I saw…ok. There is nothing funny about it, I saw it and was like HOT DAMN! and saved it to my computer. Jaejae is look GOOOOOODDDD.

Feel free to interpret that as “God” as well haha.

changmin-thrustingGo Changmin! Go Changmin! It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!

I like this because he is thrusting so much harder then the rest! lol Xiah isn’t even on beat at all. And my boy Yunho is looking good on the right lol. They all look good but I really like the fitting white jeans on guys (even though I’ve only seen it on Kpop stars)…I’ve recenlt find it quite sexy because with the pants you can really see their figure.

Well anyways, I hope you had a good laugh like I did!


There’s not really much to say, and not really much that needs to be said.

My baby is looking fine!

justin11Miley Cyrus may not be the best singer in the world, but she sure as hell knows how to pick em!!

Ok, I’ll be honest, I usually use the man of the moment stuff for men that I like, or maybe an accomplishment they’ve made recently…but this one is pure sexual, let me tell you.

All I know about him is that his name is Justin and he is HOT…and that’s all there is that I NEED to know!

But I must say, the most hilarious thing about the photoshoot is the little quote by Miley about Justin’s future…and how they conveniently put that quote about God next to the picture of him grabbing his crotch!

Loves it!

Now before I’m gutted and killed just hear me out….

Doesn’t anyone feel a little inferior (girls and guys) just looking at them? I mean, how many other Kpop groups are there out there where you can say, 100% of the group is a 10/10? Also, 10/10 at singing. 10/10 at dancing. Who else? No one.

Now please, do not confuse me with those looney bin… a Cassiopeia. I (SERIOUSLY.) listened to DBSK for the first time when their “Wrong Number” came out. And I can honestly says I only like 4 of their songs (so far).

I read somewhere all the members were talking about what kind of girls they like, but I’m like, “What girl would talk to you guys?!” These are the type of boys that have wind blowing through their hair when their is no wind. These are the kind of boys that when they walk, people part like the red sea. These are the type of boys that you have a hard time trying to pick which one’s your favorite cause they all are that damn sexy….

And when I saw these photos from THE GREATEST SITE EVER, I just felt this feeling even more than ever.

  1. Changmin needs to be a proffessional model.
  2. Mickey should always show his sexy neck and Adam’s apple.
  3. Yunho has the prettiest eye/eyebrow combination.
  4. Xiah and his equally hot brother need to come to my house for some midnight fun.
  5. And Jaejoong…I’m not sure what he is… Man or greek statue?

Anyway, check out DBSK looking too hot to ever have girlfriends for “Singles Magazine” January issue. The theme is them being “real”…uh, yeah right. They are everything but human. I can’t imagine them being anything but young and sexy forever.

What do YOU think about DBSK? Favorite member…..?